Tumblr (3.0; @thingsthatmakesussaymeh)http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwzaxsp2491r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh: jibber-jabber</strong></p> <p>Don’t you hate it when you’re at a store, and the cashier / customer service rep is just jibber-jabbering away on a cell phone or with a co-worker when they’re supposed to be helping you? And you have to stand there and wait, as if you’re invisible, while they talk about last night’s drunken fight with an ex? When they’re finally done, they turn to you with a big sigh and say, “Can I ‘help’ you?” </p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14984320303http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14984320303Thu, 29 Dec 2011 10:49:03 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwkl0aAt0w1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Happy Holidays!</p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14575130598http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14575130598Wed, 21 Dec 2011 12:02:34 -0800meh<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwj6yhgn111r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh: Coerced, Fake Mourning </strong></p> <p><span>“At the Pyongyang National Theater, <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2011/12/21/world/asia/20111221-MOURNING-7.html" target="_blank">actors and actresses</a> were photographed crying, effectively instructing the nation how to behave. The public grief had a goal, as the actors and actresses made clear as they urged the nation to “turn sadness into strength and courage.”</span></p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14540464336http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14540464336Tue, 20 Dec 2011 18:01:29 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwgwiiGOSw1r84x96o1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #13 - Digital Devices Do’s and Don’t’s</strong></p> <p>1) Don’t send 50 text messages when you can send easily send one email to express a thought or ask a question. Not everyone has unlimited usage because some of us are cheap bastards.</p> <p>2) Don’t send multiple emails within a period of 5 minutes or less. Think before you hit send. </p> <p>3) Don’t text, email or chat on your phone while driving. You can fucking wait. </p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14468955746http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14468955746Mon, 19 Dec 2011 12:20:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwfxmvpOLJ1r84x96o1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><div> <p><strong>meh #12 - Kim Jong Il</strong></p> <p>May the insanity stop with his death.</p> </div>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14448429545http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14448429545Sun, 18 Dec 2011 23:47:00 -0800kim jong il<div> <p><strong>meh #11 - Meh Lists That Make Me Say Meh.</strong></p> <p>You can do better than this, O <a href="http://6thfloor.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/12/14/the-meh-list/" target="_blank">New York Times</a>. And additional reporting was needed for this list? Meh. </p> <h1 class="entry-title">The Meh List</h1> <p>By <a class="url fn" href="http://6thfloor.blogs.nytimes.com/author/adam-sternbergh/" title="See all posts by ADAM STERNBERGH">ADAM STERNBERGH</a></p> <div class="entry-content"> <div class="w151 right"><img height="52" id="100000001223173" src="http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2011/12/06/magazine/6thfloor-meh/6thfloor-meh-blogSmallInline.jpg" width="151"/></div> <p><em>Not hot. Not not. Just meh</em>.</p> <p>1. Stocking stuffers<br/>2. Grammy nominations<br/>3. The Golden State Warriors<br/>4. Petting Zoos<br/>5. ‘‘Carnage’’<br/>6. The Maroon 5 guy<br/>7. Pumpkin ale</p> <p><em>Additional reporting by Greg Veis</em></p> </div> </div>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14235334490http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14235334490Wed, 14 Dec 2011 15:33:06 -0800new york times<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4izm7f6x1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw4izm7f6x1r84x96o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><strong>meh #10 - Silly Pet Stuff</strong></p> <p>Not only do your pets not want to be sitting on Santa’s lap, but they’d rather be eating real bacon than chasing after bacon-scented bubbles. And a miniature clothes closet for their wardrobe? Oy vey.</p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14151987302http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14151987302Mon, 12 Dec 2011 19:57:00 -0800<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw453xZVdx1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #9 - Cold Weather</strong></p> <p>Cold weather just sucks. It means that it’s wintertime unless you’re living in some awesome tropical climate.</p> <ol><li>You have to wear tons of clothing.</li> <li>Everyone’s got a cold, flu or the plague and they end up giving it to you, too.</li> <li>It’s only fun if you’re indulging in expensive activities like skiing or snowboarding, but you have to fight the crowds of other people with the same idea.</li> <li>Cold weather just makes you want to sit inside, hibernate and eat fatty comfort food until it’s warm again and you can burn off the blubber in the summer sun.  </li> </ol>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14135736906http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14135736906Mon, 12 Dec 2011 14:57:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw12sq9Dm91r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #8 - Santa “Paws” & Other Holiday Shenanigans</strong></p> <p>Dogs don’t get excited about Christmas. (It’s because they’re not children, contrary to what some people may believe.) They really don’t give a shit about sitting on Santa’s lap or wearing ugly sweaters. They’re happiest when they have their noses up another dog’s butt. </p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14055962457http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14055962457Sat, 10 Dec 2011 23:14:00 -0800santa pawsholidaychristmas<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/mY7FfqZyvY4?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #7 - YouTube “Celebrities” </strong></p> <p><strong>Dear Shawn Dawson, If I could grab your neck and throttle you, I would. </strong></p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14007878830http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14007878830Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:54:45 -0800youtube<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvzaqcJbYL1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #6 - Rick Perry. </strong></p> <p>We see what you’re doing there with that corn dog.</p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14007154781http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14007154781Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:11:00 -0800rick perry<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvzajkwdgq1r84x96o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #5 - YouTube comments. </strong></p> <p><a href="http://stupid-youtube-comments.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">You know what I’m talking about.</a> </p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14007083230http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14007083230Sat, 10 Dec 2011 00:06:56 -0800youtube comments<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz8jjwvP21r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #4 - Check-Ins + Rewards</strong></p> <p>Remember when you used to go shopping and just buy something? Now you have to go somewhere, check-in, get rewards points, blah blah blah. Retailers try and make it sound like it’s fun. “Ooh, it’s a scavenger hunt!” No, it’s just a way to make sucker consumers work for their digital coupons and track your buying habits. </p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14006207863http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14006207863Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:23:00 -0800<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz84ktySV1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #3 - Smug 29er MTB owners</strong></p> <p>Ok, we get it. 29ers are the shit. Now shut up already about how big your wheel size is or we’ll start to think you’re overcompensating for something else.</p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14006000139http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14006000139Fri, 09 Dec 2011 23:14:00 -0800smug 29ers<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz6zvWaXI1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #2 - Instagram</strong></p> <p>The app that makes your over-saturated shitty photo look like everyone else’s oversaturated shitty photo. </p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14005390778http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14005390778Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:50:00 -0800instagram<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvz6wwAw2K1r84x96o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><strong>meh #1 - Fist-bumps and Bro-shakes</strong></p> <p>Just shake my hand, damnit. Why must it be so complicated?</p>http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14005345473http://thingsthatmakesussaymeh.tumblr.com/post/14005345473Fri, 09 Dec 2011 22:48:00 -0800fist bumpbro shake