meh: jibber-jabber

Don’t you hate it when you’re at a store, and the cashier / customer service rep is just jibber-jabbering away on a cell phone or with a co-worker when they’re supposed to be helping you? And you have to stand there and wait, as if you’re invisible, while they talk about last night’s drunken fight with an ex? When they’re finally done, they turn to you with a big sigh and say, “Can I ‘help’ you?” 

Happy Holidays!

meh: Coerced, Fake Mourning 

“At the Pyongyang National Theater, actors and actresses were photographed crying, effectively instructing the nation how to behave. The public grief had a goal, as the actors and actresses made clear as they urged the nation to “turn sadness into strength and courage.”

(Source: ca.ibtimes.com)

meh #13 - Digital Devices Do’s and Don’t’s

1) Don’t send 50 text messages when you can send easily send one email to express a thought or ask a question. Not everyone has unlimited usage because some of us are cheap bastards.

2) Don’t send multiple emails within a period of 5 minutes or less. Think before you hit send. 

3) Don’t text, email or chat on your phone while driving. You can fucking wait. 

meh #9 - Cold Weather

Cold weather just sucks. It means that it’s wintertime unless you’re living in some awesome tropical climate.

1. You have to wear tons of clothing.
2. Everyone’s got a cold, flu or the plague and they end up giving it to you, too.
3. It’s only fun if you’re indulging in expensive activities like skiing or snowboarding, but you have to fight the crowds of other people with the same idea.
4. Cold weather just makes you want to sit inside, hibernate and eat fatty comfort food until it’s warm again and you can burn off the blubber in the summer sun.  

meh #8 - Santa “Paws” & Other Holiday Shenanigans

Dogs don’t get excited about Christmas. (It’s because they’re not children, contrary to what some people may believe.) They really don’t give a shit about sitting on Santa’s lap or wearing ugly sweaters. They’re happiest when they have their noses up another dog’s butt.